So the dollar didn’t win Web3… it became Web3. And now every $1 minted is just Treasury in disguise — like your uncle’s retirement fund coded in SQL and running on DeFi caffeine. When CBDCs start trading at 3am, even the Fed checks its watch. If you’re still holding Treasuries while stablecoins de-peg? Congrats — you’re not investing. You’re surviving systemic monetary colonialism… with better coffee.

What’s your next move? Sell Treasuries? Or just keep coding?

(Reply: ‘I’m still holding.’ or ‘I sold my soul for USDT.’)