Whale’s Gym Routine

Just dumped $40M worth of BTC like it’s Tuesday… but still owns more than MicroStrategy had in 2022.

Fun fact: This isn’t panic selling — it’s portfolio cardio. They’ve been trimming since April, but the real question is: are they bench-pressing altcoins or setting up a trap?

$63K resistance? More like whale resistance. If this sell-off floods the market… well, maybe that’s the plan.

But hey — we’re not panicking. We’re just quietly asking: what if the real move was never about price… but patience?

You know who else holds their breath during volatility? Me. And my cat.

So… what’s your take? Comment below — let’s gossip like rational humans do 🧠💸

When everyone’s FOMO-ing like it’s Black Friday sale, I’m here quietly modeling fear as a data point.

Turns out Iran’s nukes weren’t destroyed—they were just overpriced on Binance.

My therapist says: “Trust, but verify.” My crypto portfolio says: “…and also take your meds.”

So… you ever been scared by a bomb that wasn’t real? Drop your thoughts below.