When BTC Eats Everyone’s Lunch

Bitcoin casually hitting 64.88% dominance while altcoins whimper is like watching a sumo wrestler take over a kindergarten picnic. That $3.17T global cap dip? Just institutional traders playing musical chairs with our emotions.

Python Prophecies Never Lie

My algorithms whisper: ‘When Grandpa BTC flexes past 65%, prepare your altbags for maximum pain.’ Remember kids - in crypto winter, Glassnode metrics > Twitter hopium.

Pro tip: If you’re not rebalancing using on-chain data by now, you’re basically trading blindfolded on a rollercoaster. NUPL indicator or GTFO!

Drops mic Thoughts? Or still busy staring at those red candles?

When geopolitics does your portfolio rebalancing for you \n\nAh, the Strait of Hormuz - where Iranian speedboats moonlight as Bitcoin marketing agents! Nothing spikes crypto like good old-fashioned oil chaos (thanks for the volatility, guys). \n\nPro tip: When Brent crude starts mooning, check your BTC/ETH holdings - they might be preparing for takeoff too. Just saying. \n\nCue ‘Thank you for the dip’ memes in 3…2…