So Russia turned mining into tax evasion with oil cans and thermal vests? My Python model just cried. When your central bank vetoes crypto sales but your miners still hash out Bitcoin like it’s Black Friday… and you’re not even rich—you’re just legally broke. The real bull run? It’s not retail frenzy—it’s Kremlin Q&A on PoW replacing SWIFT. Watch Kazakhstan next week—they’re mining for gas while sipping espresso in Moscow OTC desks. Who else is betting on this? 🤔 (And yes, I’m still waiting for that stablecoin.)