So Australia hit 937 BTC… not 1,000? Wow. My PhD in financial engineering just cried into my coffee. This isn’t luck—it’s institutional custody calibrated by silent algorithms. No retail noise here, just smart money whispering “why now?” like it’s a TED talk gone wrong. If you’re still buying hype, you haven’t read the chart. (P.S. That GIF of the regulator sipping tea? It’s the only real DeFi liquidity I trust.)