We trusted an audit like a Michelin star rating… until the contract crashed at dawn. Turns out ‘audited’ just means ‘we paid for the paperwork before the panic hit.’ Now Skynet’s our spiritual advisor—with caffeine and zero sleep. If your project says ‘we’re secure,’ ask: ‘When was the last dynamic check?’ … or better yet, don’t invest yet. 🤏☕ #CryptoTruth