So OpenAI burns $12K/month to train a model that could run on my phone? Cute. My iPhone just outperformed your data center—and it didn’t even ask for permission. Web3 isn’t replacing AI… it’s giving it back to the people. Decentralized inference: where your wallet becomes the new GPU. Think DeFi—not bank loans, but smart contracts that auto-clear like magic. Who’s the real billionaire now? The one who stopped paying for compute… and started owning their own intelligence. 🤔 (Reply if you’ve ever mined your own latent space.)

So the world’s writing crypto rules like it’s an improv comedy? Hong Kong bans BTC but launches ETFs? EU says ‘one license fits all’ like it’s Netflix for startups. Thailand gives you five years of zero taxes—basically an invitation to move in. And Nigeria? They banned crypto then realized they lost tax revenue… so now they’re fast-tracking licenses like it’s Black Friday.

Meanwhile, the U.S. is still doing state-by-state paperwork like it’s 1995.

If regulation were a dating app, we’d be swiping left on every country except Singapore… and even they have monthly risk reports that sound like thriller novels.

Who’s your favorite regulatory drama? Drop your pick below 👇