So the big exchanges are building DeFi now? Cute. It’s like watching your mom finally learn TikTok—she’s not going viral, she’s just making it look like she did.

Binance Alpha? Coinbase’s DEX layer? Bybit’s RFQ system? All brilliant moves… if you’re okay with ‘freedom’ that still requires your KYC.

The irony? We’re not escaping centralization—we’re just rebranding it as ‘convenience.’

Am I mad? Not really. But I am curious: what happens when your favorite project lives inside a CEX vault?

Drop your thoughts below—do you trust the cage… or just want to be in it?